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Dennis Farina came to my restaurant. also my computer has a design flaw. suck. not dennis farina, he's cool.

Dennis Farina totally ate in my restaurant. Awsome.

PLEASE SOMEONE TAKE A KITTEN THEY TASTE LIKE CHICKEN SWEAR

Look at the kitten watching cnn. you know you want one!

Two kittens left, who wants one?

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so those demotivational posters we all use all the time?  yeh I just saw them on the fucking news.  there's a freakin news story about the demotivational poster site. weird.  

check this out.  hee hee

house is clean.  parking tickets are paid.  laundry is done.  kittens are starting to get homes.  car is fixed.  bills are paid.  work has slowed down to a manageable pace.  still fucking miserable.  oh well.  

check out more hilarious (and true, and tragic) facts about my penis and yours right here.

there's this guy who owns a diner who swears that his toaster spit out a piece of bread with a burn pattern in the exact likeness of barak obama.  And like all freakish crackpots, this guy put the thing on ebay.  check it out here.